so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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