rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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