I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
