if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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