omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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