Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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