Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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