we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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