I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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