need another drink. this is the easiest way
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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