I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
