I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
do herpes really smell.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
