Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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