your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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