i barfeds in our rink
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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