So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He did a backflip because drugs
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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