Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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