Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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