I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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