I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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