i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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