I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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