So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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