i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
