quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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