Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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