Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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