bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
