Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
