Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Randomize
