So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
