fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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