roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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