he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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