whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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