you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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