I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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