So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
