theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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