What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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