Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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