She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Randomize
