Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
