I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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