so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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