I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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