Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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