Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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