i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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