She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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