Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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