we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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