I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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